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Fred was walking down the street, when his best friend Joe pulled up in a brand new Porsche.
"Where the hell did you get Porsche?", Fred asked in disbelief.
"Well," Joe replied, "Last night I was at a bar and started dancing with this girl. When the bar closed, she motions for me to follow her. We jump in her Porsche, and drive off into the mountains. She stops, jumps out of the car, takes off all her clothes, and tells me, 'You can have anything you want.' So I took the car."
"That was pretty smart", said Fred, "Seeing as how her clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."
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Credit: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
P.S. It is not easy to find a good SFW photo of a woman and a porsche
MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
> 6cyl
02/11/2014 at 01:08 |
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orcim
> 6cyl
02/11/2014 at 01:39 |
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That's a Sven and Ole joke from the 80's, repurposed in a Good Way.
D
> 6cyl
02/11/2014 at 01:48 |
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double punchline joke, nice
Dunnik
> MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
02/11/2014 at 04:48 |
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Meatcoma
> MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
02/11/2014 at 08:31 |
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Your mom doesn't count.
Slave2anMG
> 6cyl
02/11/2014 at 09:00 |
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Another variant involved two engineering students and a hot girl with a bicycle...
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6cyl
> orcim
02/11/2014 at 09:08 |
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Good catch. I kind of thought it sounded like one of those jokes.
William Byrd
> D
02/11/2014 at 10:40 |
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Triple punchline if Joe had finished "Right, they were wayyy too big for me".
JACU - I've got bonifides.
> 6cyl
02/11/2014 at 12:40 |
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